Gravity Anomaly at NCHS? Photo Stus Keep Documenting Human Hovering.

Gravity Anomaly  at  NCHS?

Photo Stus Keep Documenting
Human Hovering   

Source: “That’s Def’ Not A Software Trick Probably”


Your English teachers will be pleased if you recall that an  anomaly is an exception, an unusual case, a one-off oddball  thing that seldom ever happens. 
By the way, scientists sometimes speak of those occasional oddball temperature anomalies,  tidal anomalies, and such: weird little blips that don’t act like the usual pattern. 

Remembering our good old (haaaah! reaalllllllly  old, like ancient Greek & Roman) word roots, nom/nym often can
mean  name  (like in big
words such as  nomenclature,  polynomial, ectoglyptonym, binomial, anonymous, and others). 

Meanwhile, an- or a-  often means  not or without  
(as you see in words like  asocial, apolitical, atonal, atrophy, anatomy, amyotrophic, atypical, anaerobic, Antares, anion,  anaphylactic, anaphase,  and such).  So a word like  anomaly sure could mean a weird thing that is “without name” (a  nom : without name ), you know:  like a thing so seldom happening that there’s not even a name for it.  And, yes,  so it is.   An anomaly  really is a weird and possibly-unique, rare oddball  special (as in quite odd) case.

So, *is* there a gravitational anomaly at NCHS?  The photographic evidence would sure seem to say so.  NCHS students who happen to be in photography classes and who might have learned how to use PhotoPea.com, a freeware version of famously-pricey photo-editing app Photoshop, seem to keep making images showing staff and students effortlessly flying about, in contradiction of all we know about gravity and mass and such.  While some folks of a skeptical mindset might suggest that the PhotoPea features could allow for some visual trickery, those of a more optimistic mindset say there surely is a gravity hole at Nelson County High School, and what’s more, the photos prove it.  Well, we’ll leave it to you to decide.

Disclaimer:  (to be read very, very quickly by a television prescription meds announcer) Attempting to defy gravity may result in bruised knees, smushed noses, concussions, body aches, and lowered self-esteem.  Do not attempt hovering if pregnant, breast-feeding, chronically depressed, subject to lowered immune system response, or moderate-to-severe  unpopularity (remember: someone might film your failure and post it to social media).  Not responsible for lowered self-esteem or general sadness
due to mocking on social media (or in real life).

(by NCHS Art [and Photo- ] Dept.)