Caught on Camera: Dinosaurs Attack High School, Then Wiped Out by Timely Meteor
There are photographs, and also
there’s word of it on the internet,
so it must be true! Obviously!
In the immortal words of
Abraham Lincoln, “anything
you see on the internet is true, of
course.” And that’s from Ol’
“Honest Abe” himself. (This
quote was found on the internet,
so it too must be true.)
What are we talking about?
Well, we mean that recent time
when huge dinosaurs invaded
the campus of Nelson County
High School in Virginia.
Luckily, NCHS photography
students were there with
cameras in hand to document the
unique reptilian encounters.
These same students had also
been learning about free (banner
ad-supported) online photo-editing and manipulation site,
PhotoPea.com, where one can
upload an image and combine it
with other images. PhotoPea
can do almost everything that
the better-known but often pricy
app, PhotoShop, might do.
We should note that there’s an
unconfirmed rumor out there
which dares to question the
photographic proof. The rumor
suggests that maybe some of the
photos of dinosaurs gathered at
NCHS are actually manipulated
images with the dinosaurs
digitally blended-in from
elsewhere, thanks to PhotoPea.
No way! We’re sure Lily Reid
caught a clear photo of a
Tyrannosaurus rex running right
past the NCHS greenhouse
while a flying dino, possibly a
Pterodactylus antiquus, swoops
by.
(Trivia: scientific names of
species are properly written in
italic and with the first word
capitalized, the second word
*never* capitalized, even if it
came from a proper noun like
Americanus. The system of
species names is sometimes
called binomial nomenclature,
from Latin [“two names”
and “name calling/classing”].)
In the next moment and in the
same location, Tiera Moon
photographed a schoolbus-sized
songbird flying past –perhaps
an example of the oversized
creatures (the megafauna) of
millions of years ago.
Danica McGeehan captured an
image of a pterodactyl in flight.
McGeehan also documented the
timely arrival of a meteor which
wiped out the dinosaurs from
NCHS’ campus.
The whole
2022 dinosaur and megafauna
invasion (which we’re sure is
real) was over so quickly that
there was no school lockdown or
shelter-in-place issued. In fact,
the photography students spent
much of the rest of the block
back in the classroom while
calmly uploading photos to
PhotoPea and then working on
something on their laptops for
some reason.
(by NCHS Art Dept.)