Bonded Forever (Artistic Awesomeness by Hailey Cash)

"Hey, Sir, may I please have a  ~big~  piece of paper or something?"
"Sure,    here."
"Hey, ah, may I take this home, please, and bring it back in later?"
"Sure."

And, here's how to resolve that masterfully:

Boom!

Well done indeed, Hailey Cash.  Well done.

Keep on keepin' on.